daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

i-mustache-you-equestrian:

Shoutout to everyone who went to bed early in hopes of getting back into a regular sleep schedule, when you know you’re not really gonna fall asleep till after 1am

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.